creamynut:

After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

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unlovde:

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

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phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

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wilwheaton:

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theinturnetexplorer:

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

I was not expecting this

they have really good art too

…and that’s how I met your mother.

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wetfruit:

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that

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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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weloveshortvideos:

Omg that tail though

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wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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